Once upon a time, on a toilet wall far far away…
[In flustered, scrawly white-out]
I lost my Society and Finance Textbook today in this cubicle
If anyone has found it please give me a call at
04********
[In slanting white out]
I lost my virginity in this toilet today, if anyone has found it please call me at 04********
[In Marker, Red]
I found your virginity but it told me it had been lost for years. Do you still want it back?
[In ballpoint pen (Sara's)]
Don’t you guys have anything better to do???